I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
when all ur socks are in the washing machine so u don’t have anything to wear w/ ur nike sandals :(
"Is there any reason why my name’s on the king?"
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
Buffy Summers quotes per season - Season 7
smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.
but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.